Justice Gorsuch: Originalism Means Remembering That The Founders Knew How To F-ing Party
A literal episode of Drunk History.
Chief Justice Roberts, Welcome To The Cuck Chair
John Roberts traded his credibility so Donald Trump could hold press conferences calling the Chief 'very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution.'
Context Windows In Legal AI And Why Content Still Determines Quality
Legal teams ask a practical question. If large language models are so capable, why does legal AI still depend on curated content, and why does surfacing that content matter so much?
Neil Gorsuch Writes Children’s Book Celebrating ‘Heroes Of 1776’ Ahead Of 250th Anniversary Of Declaration Of Independence
He wants to bring more 'civic education' to America's children.
Supreme Court Just ‘Calvinball Jurisprudence With A Twist,’ Writes Justice Jackson
The legendary comic strip made it into the Supreme Court record.
Neil Gorsuch Starts Some Supreme Court Drama. Ketanji Brown Jackson Ends It.
Justice Jackson reads textualism for filth.
What’s Up With Neil Gorsuch’s Hatred Of An Enforceable Ethics Code For The Supreme Court?
No mere ethics code can bind Neil!
Neil Gorsuch Says Supreme Court Colleagues Are A ‘Blessing’ To The American People
He's full on delusional about the current Court.
Neil Gorsuch Confidently Declares That He Did The Research (He Did Not Do The Research)
How hard is it to run a research query?
The Ancestors Of Two Supreme Court Justices Owned Slaves. Will That Change How We Look At Their Decisions?
I wonder how many circuit judges had slave-owning ancestors.
Clarence Thomas Just Wrote The Dumbest Paragraph In The History Of Indian Law
Neil Gorsuch is getting sick and tired of the Supreme Court screwing over Indians, but at least the majority ignored Clarence Thomas.
Humans in the Loop: The People Powering Trusted Legal AI
As the use of artificial intelligence permeates legal practice, a critical question confronts every legal professional who uses these tools: Can I trust this?
It Looks Like 2 Of The 9 Supreme Court Justices Are Willing To Let 3rd Graders Be Sent To The Coal Mines
Can't be more dangerous than the schools SCOTUS is willing to send them to.
For An Originalist, Gorsuch Is Clearly Slacking On His Definitions And Their Historical Meanings
Is what he said stupid? Yes. But let's be technical here.
Morning Docket: 05.19.23
* Neil Gorsuch brands COVID-19 health edicts possibly "the greatest intrusions on civil liberties in the peacetime history of this country." While some might remind him about slavery and segregation, I'm not sure we should be giving him any ideas. [USA Today] * Mike McKool leaves McKool Smith. Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? It's like that. [Reuters] * Judge rejects candy company's motion to dismiss in case of man trapped inside hardened chocolate for hours. Willy Wonka declined comment. [Legal Intelligencer] * Nancy Abudu confirmed to the Eleventh Circuit and all it took was a staggering 495 days or so. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution] * Justice Stevens working papers released. One gem involves Scalia chiding dissenters for worrying about damaging the Court's legitimacy. That tracks. [ABA Journal] * As part of broader efforts to diversify the ranks of special masters, some argue for rethinking the language of "master" itself. [Law.com] * Kari Lake's election challenge going about as well as her election did. [Courthouse News Service]
Roberts Says Separation Of Powers Means He Can’t Testify, Senate Should Remind Him It Also Means ‘Good Luck, Paying Your Bills, A**hole!’
To borrow from Supreme Court history, 'John Roberts has made his decision; now let him figure out how to pay for it!'
Biglaw Head Bought Neil Gorsuch’s Property In 2017. Yes, We Are Just Learning About It Now.
This is not how judicial ethics is supposed to work.